Score: 10

"what dick?"

submission: Midnight Visit

date: July 18, 2009

anyone who would think that anything looks like a dick just because it's long has issues, not Goatman...

Score: 0

"another fine jedierman product!"

submission: Ak47 Target Practice

date: June 17, 2009

in other words, the control is wild and crappy & the movement of your target is unneccesarilly random! GIVE UP ON GAME DESIGN!

Score: 1

"We can't beat it if there's no pattern involved!"

submission: Ultimate Assassin

date: June 7, 2009

The guards move completely randomly so it's almost impossible to get past even level one without a guard cornering you, then you turn invisible, they walk away, you uncamoflauge, they turn back even though if they didn't see anything when they swept the whole area from an entrance only wide enough for one person, they're NOT GOING TO SEE ANYTHING THIS TIME!
and now is where you assholes all flag my opinion just because i'm not praising this pile of crap as a pile of gold because you're all TOOLS! TOOLS AND ZOMBIES!

Score: 10

"even better would be..."

submission: Flying Heaven (Street Fighter)

date: April 9, 2009

it'd be even better if you did Akuma's music with the same japanese instruments

Score: 8

"mmmmmmmmmmm........rpgeees"

submission: Rose At Dawn

date: April 2, 2009

:) have you played castlevania: aria of sorrow? i'd love to see what you could do with the clocktower theme from that game

Score: 10

"dsasdsadsadasdasd"

submission: Edge of Faith

date: April 2, 2009

wheee! everyone luvs mirrors edge! blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh