Score: 10

"what dick?"

submission: Midnight Visit

date: July 18, 2009

anyone who would think that anything looks like a dick just because it's long has issues, not Goatman...

Score: 0

"another fine jedierman product!"

submission: Ak47 Target Practice

date: June 17, 2009

in other words, the control is wild and crappy & the movement of your target is unneccesarilly random! GIVE UP ON GAME DESIGN!

Score: 1

"We can't beat it if there's no pattern involved!"

submission: Ultimate Assassin

date: June 7, 2009

The guards move completely randomly so it's almost impossible to get past even level one without a guard cornering you, then you turn invisible, they walk away, you uncamoflauge, they turn back even though if they didn't see anything when they swept the whole area from an entrance only wide enough for one person, they're NOT GOING TO SEE ANYTHING THIS TIME!
and now is where you assholes all flag my opinion just because i'm not praising this pile of crap as a pile of gold because you're all TOOLS! TOOLS AND ZOMBIES!

Score: 10

"Good game"

submission: Ultimate Assassin 2

date: June 7, 2009

But the guards' dialogue is just stupid & cheesy and the game crashes every time the alarm runs out

Score: 10

"this deserves medals"

submission: Dad 'n Me

date: May 1, 2009

there should definitely be medals for dad n me, like one for throwing kids in front of the cars

Score: 10

"i may have the hang of the game NOW"

submission: Madness interactive

date: April 22, 2009

but what is WITH people getting my original opinion on this game delted just because i didn't praise it and lick krinkels' boots?

Score: 6

"It's funny i guess"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 18, 2009

I like Charlie like the next guy but these cartoons aren't epic or anything. They're a wee bit overrated (like Twilight or Lady Gaga or Akon or Kanye West)

Score: 10

"i love rabbits!"

submission: The Suicidal Rabbit

date: April 11, 2009

morbid rabbits most of all!

Score: 10

"I was hit as a kid too, but not THAT bad!"

submission: Till death do us part

date: April 6, 2009

What I want to know is: is this actually a true part of your past like it seems?

And Weezy: it was "Change" by the Deftones; it says so in the corner

Score: 7

"could use improvement"

submission: Portal Defenders

date: April 4, 2009

such as getting back health at the beginning of each level since organs almost NEVER appear